My shoes have rubbed off part of my tan and wow it almost looks more ridiculous than my hand did

Hurt my ankle. Boooooo

circumcisions:

circumcisions:

sluttyoliveoil:

hey someone told me you remind them of an owl

who

FUCK

iguanid:

chubbers by kate / for me, for you on Flickr.

rottenflesh-and-brokenbones:

when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

tyrannia:

how do you aggressively flirt with someone

like

you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch

dampsandwich:

i’m happy

teamfreekickass:

More information for the haters

floorplan:

iamsupernaturalsbitch:

Might be the first time we’ve ever seen Sam miss something being tossed to him.

I just busted out laughing at this. I can’t. 

nxyc:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

lucyaudley:

Seriously tho